Hello Liberal Readers and Friends,

A whirlwind few months have flown by! We’ve had a massive run of success ending the year at Spice with two of our most popular events: Spanish Heat and Glitz & Glam.

I have to mention the last two weeks of November, though—my birthday celebration. Lanzarote was clipped by the edge of a massive storm, and for a minute there, it looked like Doomsday outside. Rumor around the resort was that the Devil himself was being born. I naturally assumed they were talking about me! Hehe.

Despite the weather trying to rain on my parade, spirits remained sky-high. We simply moved the chaos into the disco and kept the energy electric. A huge thank you to every couple who joined me; I was truly touched. (I’m currently touching Oliver the barman’s wood as I type this, just to make sure we’ve un-jinxed the island for next year!)

The “WHAT THE F%$K” Hall of Fame

Before I go further, I have to give a shout-out to the sophisticated couple who brought us so much joy this season that their favorite phrase—“WHAT THE F%$K!”—literally took the resort by storm. In their honor, I’m keeping the catchphrase alive.

Big kisses to Donna and Wolfgang, and of course, my intriguing friends from India, Akhilesh and Sheetal. To Karen and David, gogo@BlancoGoGo, and S—thank you for all your help and effort. See you all next year! xxx

Inside the Spice Calendar: 12 Months of Naughtiness

For those of you new to the circle, let me give you a breakdown of what to expect from our themed events. We’ve devised a 12-month program featuring seven different theme nights that rotate throughout the month.

• The Kickoff: We start the year with Body & Soul, focused on detoxing, re-energizing, and getting your mind right for the year ahead.
• The Finale: We close with Glitz & Glam, which is all about elegance, sparkles, and pure class.
• The Vibe: Every week is a different beast. Whether the crowd is full of “soft players” or a handful of wild “hardcore” stallions, we embrace the challenge and play to the energy of the room.

What makes us truly unique is our Global Harmony. No single nationality dominates the resort. We are a huge, beautiful mix of people from all over the world, all coexisting in perfect, naughty sync.

A Note for the Curious (and the Fashion-Forward)

Our guests range from full swingers and fetishists to voyeurs and first-timers. The one thing they all have in common? They are Lifestylers—couples who are fully confident and in tune with one another.

Each night has an allocated theme. While the dress code isn’t “compulsory,” why come on a liberating holiday if you aren’t going to get involved? There’s no wrong way to do it—just a bit of imagination and a quick browse online. I highly recommend our partners at www.santonese.com to find the perfect fit for our upcoming themes.

Pro-tip for the ladies: Pack the high heels (if you can strut in them!) and don’t forget the accessories. It’s always worth it to buff yourself up for the party!

On that note, I’m sending you all my love and wishing you a spectacularly Naughty New Year! xxxxx

Master Spice, James