Temptations, Taboos, and the “Heart Attack” Comeback
The Month of Sin Another month has passed, and we’ve just wrapped up TEMPTATIONS @ Spice. Honestly, looking back, I loved every second of it. And why wouldn’t I? The themes were built around Angels & Devils, Virgins, and the Seven Deadly Sins. Let’s be real—I was born to host these nights!
As always, we were joined by a global flock. We had our European regulars, of course, but a special shout-out to the legends who traveled from Australia, Latvia, India, Dubai, and Saudi Arabia. One couple in particular deserves a medal: they took three planes, a bus, and two camels just to play in our toilets. That is dedication!
The Round Table: The Top 10 Lifestyle Nightmares
During Temptations, I decided to gather the “flock” around a long table for some tapas, chilled Cava, and a bit of a group therapy session. I want to make this a monthly tradition—picking a topic and digging into the raw, unfiltered opinions of our guests.
Our inaugural topic: The Top 10 Worst Scenarios for a Swinger. We had plenty of “monsters” at the table to choose from, but here is the definitive list we settled on:
- The “No-Play” Day: Not getting to interact with any other couples all night.
- The Hygiene Hazard: Realizing too late that your chosen partner has… let’s say, “unventilated” private parts.
- The Surprise Package: Discovering your “female” choice is actually a man with a “donkey” hidden away.
- The Whiskey Whack: He’s so drunk his “machine” has officially gone out of order.
- The Buzzkill: A sudden disagreement between your partner and theirs, forcing you to stop mid-lust and leave.
- The “Small World” Effect: Bumping into your milkman, your priest, or your kid’s teacher in the play zone.
- The Unwanted Souvenir: Walking away with an unexpected STD.
The Top 3 “Oh Hell No” Moments: 3. The Terrifying Territory: Going back to a couple’s house and being forced into “Exorcist-style” fetishes you didn’t sign up for. (Remember: It’s never too late to escape!) 2. The Accidental Heir: Getting someone else’s wife pregnant. Talk about awkward. Wrap it up, kids!
- The Glory Hole Horror: Imagine a man at a club, enjoying a mystery encounter through a glory hole. He finishes, walks around to the other side, and comes face-to-face with… his own mother or daughter. Is it an urban legend? Or has it happened? Either way, that’s enough to scar anyone for life!
A Tale of Resilience: The Youngest Heart Attack in Spice History
I have to share a story from last week. I met a gorgeous couple in their early 30s by the pool—great smiles, great energy, and even better assets. I was already planning an erotic evening for them in my head, but the universe had other plans.
I was summoned to their room, where we waited for an ambulance. The poor guy suffered a mild heart attack and was whisked away. I told him later: “You’re officially the youngest guy to ever have a heart attack at this hotel!” It just goes to show—life is short, and you have to live it to the fullest.
His amazing wife spent days running back and forth to the hospital, and when he was finally released, he came straight back to us with a huge smile. I instructed everyone to keep the “extracurricular activities” away from him for his recovery, but the man is a warrior—he even tried to turn up for Sexy-Gym in the Jacuzzi! I had to draw the line there, my friend!
Special shout-out to Z & D from Serbia—you guys are legends.
Upcoming UK Takeover!
Mark your calendars! Tickets for my first-ever UK parties go on sale Monday, August 4th.
- Sept 26th: Black & White Theme (Dress code compulsory).
- Sept 27th: Masks & Lingerie (Couples only).
- Limited tickets available. Contact me at jamesafroun@gmail.com for reservations and location details.
Special Offer: The “Shenanigans” Deal
From November to mid-December, we have a massive special: Bring a couple with you and BOTH couples get 25% off your stay! The weather is usually beautiful that time of year (no guarantees, but I’ve got my fingers crossed).
Wishing you all a naughty month ahead. Hope to see you soon! xxxxxxxxxxxx
Master Spice