The Survival Guide: Packing, Prep, and the “Surprise” from Hell
Holiday Mode: Engaged It’s been a while since my last post, and I can honestly say I’ve been a very busy boy closing out the year’s events. Now, I’m officially on my holidays—though if you know me, I don’t really “do” holidays, I just make them come true for everyone else! Hahaha.
Today, I want to talk about the essentials. Week after week, I see that the women are only truly happy when they have the right “tools” to play the game. When a lady feels prepared, she feels confident, and a confident woman is the sexiest thing in the resort.
The Ladies’ Packing Essentials
If you’re heading to our adult sanctuary (better known as Spice), here is what you need to feel like the queen of the pool:
- The Wardrobe: A selection of sexy costumes to fit our nightly themes. Don’t forget a few transparent tops for lounging by the pool or making an entrance in the restaurant.
- The Footwear: High heels are the ultimate attention-grabber. The bigger the better! Style and height are undeniably hot, but if stilettos aren’t your thing, a pair of sparkling sandals will still do the trick. 😉
- The Bling: Accessories are non-negotiable. A bit of sparkle and “bedazzle” makes the naked body so much more interesting to look at.
- The “Toys”: Bring your favorite weapons and toys to keep the week stimulated. You never know—we might even ask you for an educational demonstration!
Remember, we are a clothing-optional resort. You can bring the “right stuff,” or you can come with nothing at all. Anything goes here.
Story Time: The “Surprise” That Cost a Fortune
I’ve spent a lot of time praising the men in this lifestyle—they are usually charming, witty, and incredibly open-minded specimens. I’ve sold you guys as “God’s priceless products” before… but today, we need to talk about the ones who get it wrong
In my time at Spice, I’ve seen about five occasions where a husband decides not to tell his wife where they are going. He thinks a “surprise” holiday is romantic. Lads, let me tell you: that is a massive mistake.
A few years back, we had a refined gentleman in his 60s arrive with his wife, who was 20 years younger and very petite. They arrived at reception for the usual champagne induction. As the receptionist started explaining the house rules and “special procedures,” a commotion broke out.
The wife had walked to the edge of the veranda, looked down at the pool, and realized everyone was naked and… let’s say, “active.” Her face was a picture of pure horror. Mouth open, total shock. She clearly had no idea where she was!
She didn’t leave her room for three days. Her husband would scurry in and out to fetch food like a man on the run. By day three, I took matters into my own hands. I went to their room and explained that while it’s a shock at first, it’s an opportunity to be liberal and unwind—and that “No” always means “No.”
Then, I gave her a piece of advice (which I knew was a bit cheeky). I told her: “For your husband’s stupidity, you should take his credit card on a full-expense shopping trip.” And you know what? She did!
The Moral of the Story
A woman needs to be prepared. Even if she’s already into the scene, she needs time for the “prep”—the nails, the hair removal, the fufus, the outfits.
Dropping a woman into a lifestyle resort without warning is like feeding a man Viagra, taping his hands and feet together, and dumping him in a monastery. It’s cruel!
Hetero-men, let this be a lesson: Do not leave Spice as a surprise. You will ruin your relationship, get slapped, or—at the very least—your credit card will be melted down by the local boutiques.
Give your lady priority. Give her half your suitcase space for her shoes and outfits. If she doesn’t feel sexy and complete, nobody is going to benefit from the experience!
Wishing you all a great start to the New Year. Hope to see you all soon!
BIG kisses to the world xxx
Master Spice James