24 Hours in Tenerife: The Mission for Eu4ria 2017
The 24-Hour Recon Mission Last week, I traded the comfort of home for a high-speed, 24-hour mission to Tenerife. The goal? To scout, investigate, and fully experience our new venue for Eu4ria 2017.
I wasn’t flying solo for this one. I was accompanied by the incredibly talented Miss Monse Huerga—a longtime member of my team and our top erotic photographer. Many of you will remember her as the legendary “gang bang girl” from our infamous Jacuzzi parties.
The Art of the “Professional” Hangover
I’ll be honest: the weekend leading up to the trip was a blur of hard partying. I fluttered from one event to the next, finally stumbling home just four hours before my flight to pack an overnight bag.
I’m still impressed with myself. Despite the… delicate state I was in, I managed to pack all the essentials and make it to the airport in top form. Well, as “professional” as one can be with zero sleep! My super-companion Monse met me at the gate, and we were off. We spent the flight discussing our game plan and finding plenty of time to “perv” together. The beauty of our partnership? We both prefer opposite sexes, so there’s never a conflict of interest when we’re scouting for talent! Hahaha.
Once we touched down and grabbed our gear, the mission truly began. We started in the North and worked our way down to the South, making a mandatory pit stop at the famous naturist beach, Tejar, near El Médano.
It was a bit of a “fresh” day, so there wasn’t a bare naked body in sight, but don’t let that fool you. This beach is world-renowned for its cruising scene. If you’re looking for a little naughty escape during your stay with us next year, this is the spot to keep on your radar.
Finally, we made our way up the mountain to the venue. We were greeted by the owners and in-house hosts, Lorenzo and Soraya, who made us feel instantly at home. Let me tell you, that warm welcome is exactly what you need when you’ve been traveling all day with a lingering hangover!
I am beyond pleased with what I found. From the food and service to the erotic details, this hotel isn’t just charming—it’s perfectly equipped with every necessity required to host a legendary party.
A Sneak Peek Just For You
Because I know you’re all as eager as I am, I decided to put together a little video to give you a “sneaky peak” into our 24-hour whirlwind trip. Get ready to see exactly where the magic is going to happen at the Tenerife Eu4ria venue 2017.